Wait a minute!

If these University of California-Irvine researchers are right, almost ANYTHING that people do repeatedly over a long period could become... HABITUAL!

NO SHIT? Ya figure?

Gee willikers, Mr Chertoff! No wonder you're in charge of Homeland Defense!

WOW! Something this amazingly, blindingly obvious must have come from a government...

Yup. Thanks, Alberta!

No!

Really?

Yup, it took the BBC to get this snapshot of reality.

"Staying" ???


When did he start?

No shit.

...and Microsoft should know!

Look at how their kick-ass Zune took the entire portable music industry by storm, reducing Apple's market share by almost 0.05 %!

Never mind.

And a second head injury can lead to doing idiotic studies.

I hate to be the one to GIVE a blinding glimpse of the obvious, but...

Folks, if people aren't willing to protect majestic, massive trees and cute, fuzzy little animals they're not going to dive a hoot about things that look like infected scabs.

What??? Is this for real???

Funny that a gay guy would have an issue with homophobia...

Who'd have thunk it?

Oh! I know this one! Hold on... It's right on the tip of my tongue.